We all know one. Maybe we work or go to school with them. We may know several. They are overly confident, jerky, obnoxious, rude, and the list goes on. How frustrating is it to deal with this person day in and day out? Ugh, it is the worst, right? It is not like they ever get the hint either. Actually, they probably do and just do not care. That is so like them. Annoying, right? Well, lucky, for you I have compiled a list of ways to make sure they do not bother you anymore.
1. When they walk past you, give them a wide eyed big smile and do not stop. Keep doing this until they are out of sight. Your mouth and eyes will hurt but, trust me, this will work.
2. They come up to talk to you. Clearly, you do not have time for this.What you have to do is repeat everything they say. I mean everything. You have got to go all in. If they sneeze well you are just going to have to sneeze, too.
3. Pick your teeth in front of them when they are eating. Is this gross? Absolutely! It is effective though.
4. Only refer to them as Captain Asshat.
5. When out to dinner with one you should eat off of their plate. When they try to eat off your plate, smack their hand away, and growl at them.
Like I said everyone knows an A-hole. This list will be sure to help so they do not bother you anymore! If you do not know one then it is probably you and you should get your act together, Captain Asshat.
You’re welcome!
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